Old already : Better to see footballer as football? Siam or side-step !

Baller knock lady unconcious, ruptured vessels, probable paralysis.

Actually accident. Wrong place wrong time which was caused by wrong place wrong time ...

There is a right time and place for everything ?

Your girlfriend's pants : Non-stick, double or more layers.

Put them on the screens of ur pdas, computer, even TVs? To screen from obnoxious prying hands but not if mutually acceptable ... current anti-stare/glare coatings also retain virus (oi!, dirt, dust, whatever, eg in conjuctivitis) ... must treat at once else develop permanent affinity for or against them (mutual damage) ...

Moral of the story :

Better do not get a sticky girlfriend and end-up staring at one another, not with mutual love but with mutual destructive tendencies ....

Gay : Studies show if more older bros ...

But not sisters, younger or older, neither younger bros ...

case of developing an affinity for them in a prolonged and close setting?

Reputation (Professional) in Question

If one is too friendly with a colleague (not incestuous but being members of the same body - the organ.......) ... Better not be seen with her or him outside, ie dont be seen bringing work outside (actually now the case is "playing" with ur colleagues outside, so should seek other social avenues)

"Sibling rivalry" will also occur if the boss talks to some subordinates so intimately that effectively give her informal power, giving gossipers the chance to drive subtle wedges into human relationships and resulting in grapevine talk that will topple an organisation...

Missing persons' fate : Crime Library

Beware ur young :

Smuggled out and force to work in undesirable industries

Fate will be undeterminable and is torturous on relatives and friends

So do not venture to deserted places at odd hours, etc, etc, etc ...

One man's garbage is another man's meal

Take heed, what you evacuate through your air chute (of your apartment, not part of your anatomy) does not end as as unpalatable waste but could be the fast food of multi-national corporations (mnc, I am and see ... I exist to see your ways?)

Complementary strengths and weaknesses

Guy or gal issues again?

Maybe, but if one sibling interested in gadgets, another in automobiles, another in decoration ...

Maybe get your sis to do the protectives shields on your electronic gadgets as you may only be interested in the workings of the pdas, for instance, without bothering about exteriors (not just ^yours^ but ^your^ gadgets')

As a parting shot, if ur sis disagrees, ask her to come and see me, and I will give her an earful.

From The Master of Mistresses.

(Just joking)

Toddler missing

As siblings, need to be reminded to lock door, so that none of them goes missing.

Has actually happened a number of times.

Not Dean's but Suckers' List : Do not let your siblings be on

Know all about security, esp in the net (internet), else

do not know who actually sucks ...

Lottery is definitely not our Lot in Life ...

No advance is free, No free lunch

Pump then dump (after all, stock is yours)

Online invest, suddenly divested

Full list at fsa.gov.uk

Understanding ur soldier brother, son, relative or friend

Chit-chat with the silent one so that can pour cold water over simmering trouble inside him ...

Soldier, operationally ready dated "071000", i.e. following month, takes out rifle with "mo" from camp... u can help me resist the urge for 1 more month?

Red wine effect on cancer vs driving? Cancel ur driving? Drink-drive or cancer?

Red wine reduces prostate or breast cancer in (do not know) men or women?

Resveratrol does the trick?

Cancer less serious? and can slow to a halt.

Reverse effect of drink-driving?

Driving not? seriously and can speed to a "Kaboom" ...

Problem is 1 bottle for optimal results, but men 2 women 1 glass enough lah!

Luckily should be helped by intake of blue raspberries, peanuts, grapes.

Transverse Myclits

Inflammation of the spinal cord. Many suffer from similar conditions.

Many cases : Last Q (or rather kill) Number.

Be prepared, wanna see doc but doc dunno want? to see u, coz (quote) "quota" reached.

True, Doc can also die (from overwork)

Try try, may still die, prepare to zoom to any clinic or hospital in Singapore, JB or some say Batam ...

Test tubes babies?

Then with communal living, can immorality be minimised and mercy tempered with justice?

Vibriosis : Bacteria found in Oyster

Harvested in USA and distributed to Singapore and Malaysia, amongst others.

Headache, fever, diarrheoa, vomiting, nausea, pain in the abs, within a day of

Vibrio parahaemolyticus.

Do not get chilled, so cook at > 140 degrees.

Some other brands market "barbeque chairs"

There are chairs with a mesh-like back-rest,

yet others have "wire-mesh seats".

It is for those who want to "barbeque" their backsides to a "sun-tan" tone or deeper. Or to enjoy a sauna from near the bums.

"Spirtual purity vs physical intimacy?"

Is it more likely that one, on whom has been instilled a greater sense of "spiritual purity", will find physical intimacy less desirable and especially if the person is also a "stickler" for physical cleanliness?

Sister just as valuable as brother

Why discriminate against girls over boys in some countries.

Have a balance so that demand can meet supply (pure as well as applied economics?)

Children and Minors : Pre-emptive "UK sexual roaming" law

Spore seeing whether no need for offence to be committed before investigations will be carried out.

Offence just to chat up, thru phone or internet, meet with ill-intention, even without actual act.

Safety : Do not let children cycle on the roads

Because they are less likely to keep proper look-outs or may be spontaneous in their actions. Dashing out suddenly or going in the wrong direction.

Late Nights (R) Out : Social or academic?

Student missing for > 2 weeks, anytime can be waylaid especially at night, by locals or foreigners.

Do not under-estimate the danger of being out late at nights or early mornings, seemingly because the fewer the people outside, the more the mischief under cover of darkness?

Virtue of "Share Share"

Eat salt more than u eat rice, or rather in more trouble than u

Singtel Puk no (8 digits) if >3 tries, call centre says SIM wll be rendered useless.

Pin is ur business so can try, try, wont die, though no need to die, die must try.

Religion helps

Earthly sins can never be minimised without the help of religion.

Siblings

Some of us may have to care for our younger brothers and sisters